Soda Just For Halloween!

Ever tried Jones Soda? They recently released some new limited edition flavors just in time for Halloween. One is Caramel Apple, which happens to be even tastier than it sounds. Second, Candy Corn. Bluch-grugg-uuh-blah-blurgh was the sound my stomach made when it hit my taste buds. Just couldn’t finish it, it was some really vile tasting stuff. They should have gone with circus peanut flavored soda instead. Perhaps Mellowcreme Pumpkin? Or Wonka’s Bottlecaps? Yum!

At least they didn’t go with Sugar Daddies, Mary Janes, or that godawful bit-o-honey. Or whatever those horrible peanut butter things in the black and orange wrappers were. There’s a special place in hell reserved for people who gave those out at Halloween. Yuck.

But I do love Candy Corn. Always have. I would usually only eat the white part, though, and throw the rest away. Is that strange? Comedian Lewis Black would point out that “Candy Corn is the only candy in the history of America that’s never been advertised. And there’s a reason - all of the candy corn ever made was made in 1911.”

Since Jones Soda seems to be into making a flavored soda out of everything you can imagine, I suggest steak flavored. Yeah! Everyone loves steak! Then General Mills could come up with Steak flavored cereal (T-Bone Puffs?). Frito-Lay could make some steak flavored chips? Sounds like a brilliant idea to me.

If you’re wondering what this Jones Soda stuff is, you can probably find it at your local Target. The cream soda is excellent. Sometimes Jones will make an awesome flavor, and sometimes a crap flavor. Well, not literally, but you get the point.