Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you have a great time doing whatever you’ll be doing, whether it’s spending time with your family or sitting in your underwear watching Dumb & Dumber on cable tonight (It’s on Comedy Central). We’re spending time with some of Lizzie’s family here in Minneapolis today, so there’s not [...]

The first step to confronting your caffeine problem is admitting that you have a caffeine problem. Let’s see here… I brew up about 16 ounces of coffee in the morning, which I usually have drank up by 9:30-10:00 AM. This means I’ll usually have to get a regular sized cup at my 10:00AM [...]

Ever tried Jones Soda? They recently released some new limited edition flavors just in time for Halloween. One is Caramel Apple, which happens to be even tastier than it sounds. Second, Candy Corn. Bluch-grugg-uuh-blah-blurgh was the sound my stomach made when it hit my taste buds. Just couldn’t finish it, [...]

I read the below article in the news recently. I guess it’s time to move to Sweden and start a hot dog stand. I could sell at 75% off and still make a killing!
THE world’s most expensive hot dog will go on sale in Stockholm as part of a United Nations-sponsored event aimed [...]

What’s with advertisers claiming they’ve improved the taste of their food? Doritos Nacho Cheesier is doing it, even though I don’t think they taste any different than before. Tonight I pulled out a can of soup that’s doing it. I have to say, one of the most disheartening things in the world [...]