Archive for 'Pointless Rants'

What A Nutjob

Today, I saw one of the most shocking, yet funniest things I’ve ever witnessed at Caribou Coffee. It’s one of those “I can now say I’ve seen everything” kind of deals. It was just absolutely one of the nuttiest and most unexpected incidents. That’s quite a bit of an understatement, actually.
You see, [...]

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Stop Yelling At Me!

Greetings, this is a message from your television set. I’m writing to protest the unwarranted abuse that I have endured while serving you these past few years.
I agree, Ryan Newman should have done better in that race at Kansas Speedway, Room Raiders insults your intelligence, and the acting on Fox’s “The War At Home” [...]

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Does Anyone Care Anymore?

I’m sorry if my post tonight is a bit of a downer, but I’m just really aggravated. Get this - someone comes to me for assistance with issue X. I disrupt everything I’m doing to make things work for them and do my best to present a positive attitude all the while, because [...]

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Office Politics

I always find office politics to be a menace. I also find office politics to be extremely offensive. I don’t like people who create office politics. I don’t understand office politics, why can’t people just learn to work together happily?
You see, office politicians think that they live longer than Earth’s creation, hence [...]

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Don’t Forget Your Appointment

I was surprised when I recently received a phone call reminding me of an Eye Doctor’s appointment I have coming up. I thought that was really rather nice of them.
Apparently it’s actually fairly common practice for doctors of all sorts (dentists, optometrists, even veterinarians) to call to remind you of an upcoming appointment. [...]

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