I remember back a few years, one of my high school teachers was yelling at a classmate and then lectured us all on the concept of “common courtesy.” He loved the term “common courtesy,” as he had this habit of saying “Common courtesy dictates…” at the beginning of many lectures, which we, a bunch [...]
Read more...Mentally exhausted.
Out of words. And ideas.
Full of caffeine and Doritos.
Coming down with something.
Imagining a road.
In need of a little nudge forward.
Oh bother. Some lucky jerk bought a lottery ticket at a local Superamerica Convenience Store last week that won him $25 million. I have no idea who this guy is, but I hate him.
For crying out loud, people who shop at Superamerica eat heat-lamped jalapeño dogs! They drink 64 ounces of Mr. [...]
Why did you decide to live on a car? Why of all places would you want to make your web there? There are bushes and corners and what-have-you seriously like six feet away and there’s plenty of space for spiders to hang out and do their thing. Other spiders have done this successfully. Instead you [...]
Read more...For a guy who doesn’t watch much TV, I watch a lot of TV. I just don’t watch network shows. When I have time to watch TV, I either want to watch a movie, or a documentary, or a documentary about a movie, or “Wildest Police Chases.” Yep, I really love a good grainy chase [...]
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